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Messiahs in the Abrahamic Texts

Messiahs in the Abrahamic Texts. The following table lists the Messiahs in the Abrahamic Texts.

Messiah # Messiah Name Abrahamic Text
1 King David of Israel* The First Testament (Torah and Prophets)
2 King Solomon of Israel* The First Testament (Torah and Prophets)
3 Jesus Christ* The Second Testament (New Testament)
4 The Prophet Muhammad* The Third Testament (The Qu’ran)
5 Joseph Smith The Fourth Testament (Doctrines and Covenants of Joseph Smith)
6 The Reverend Sun Myung Moon The Fifth Testament (Divine Principle, Exposition of the Divine Principle)

* Denotes the Messiah is also a Desire of Nations.


Jesus of Nazareth. Jesus of Nazareth is the Desire of Nations of the Third Testament, also known as the New Testament.

Jesus, which means “God saves“, attained the status of Desire of Nations at a trial held by the Roman occupiers of Palestine. Jesus was charged with trying to subvert Roman rule in Palestine by his claim to be “King of the Jews” by virtue of the fact he was of the hereditary line of King David of Israel and had become a Messiah following 40 days of fasting in the Judaean Desert where he was tempted by Satan but instead obtained total connection with the God Head.

The jury in Jesus’s trial, which was held during the period of Passover, was asked whether he as the “Messiah” should be freed, or whether someone with the same first name as him, but whose surname was Barabbas should be freed instead. The jury proclaimed, “The Messiah!”, thus acknowledging Jesus’s divinity. When asked what sentence Jesus should be given, the jury directed crucifixion, thus subjecting him to a further time of trial.

During his crucifixion, Jesus met all the other criteria to be a Desire of Nations. Not a bone on his body was broken during the process. His enemies, including those that were part of the jury, were below his feet. The cross he was held to contained an inspection that he was “King of the Jews”. Therefore as a result of the Roman legal system, those who were present at Jesus’s trial accepted he was Messiah, Son and King and thus a Desire of Nations.

Son (Abrahamic)

Son. A Son in respect of the Abrahamic Texts is:

  • A Son of God, who has been anointed to carry out a specific role on earth. For example, Jesus’s purpose is to save those on earth.
  • A Son of David, who descends from King David of Israel. For example, Jesus.
  • A Son of Man, who is incarnated by the Holy Spirit. For example, Isaac was incarnate of Sarah and Jesus was incarnate of Mary.

Abrahamic Texts

The Abrahamic Texts. The Abrahamic Texts are a collection of biblical works that are claimed to be divinely inspired, along with a set of sub-texts, called ‘apocrypha’, that attempt to interpret them.

The following table lists the main testaments, which excludes their apocrypha.

Testament # Composition Main Leaders
The First Testament Torah and Prophets Moses, Abraham, King David, King Solomon, Elijah
The Second Testament The New Testament Jesus Christ (Isa), John The Baptist (Elijah)
The Third Testament The Qu’ran Jesus Christ (Isa), The Prophet Muhammad (The Prophet), Mahdi (Elijah)
The Fourth Testament The Divine Revelation of the New Jerusalem, The Doctrines and Covenants of Joseph Smith, Divine Principle, Exposition of the Divine Principle Jesus Christ (Isa), Emanuel Swedenborg, Joseph Smith, The Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Mahdi (Elijah)

Thank You Hater

Thank You Hater. Thank You Hater is a song by Clever Pie and Isabel Fay. It is available for download from Amazon.co.uk and proceeds go to charity.


Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they’re just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can’t deny
How will we know if you don’t tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things
You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you’re there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would
We are like “that”; I really get you
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny
But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a…
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You’re So Vain,
But this song is all about you!

Operation Christmas Child

We start the show box campaign in September!! This year, with renewed effort, we hope to get as many shoe boxes in as last year (almost 30,000), if not more.

With the flare up of troubles again out in Macedonia and the situation not really improving in Romania, we need to make a concerted effort to send of shoe boxes to these needy children.

Also this year we are encouraging people to join the Child and Family Support Scheme. Because of the economic situation in Romania, parents with large families are not able to feed their children, so they are having to send them to orphanages.

Those of use with children cannot imagine what it must be like to be faced with this decision, knowing that the orphanages in Romania are such awful places. 15 GBP a month is all it takes to relieve the suffering of a family. Leaflets about the scheme will be placed in each church and I will tell you more about it at our next get together in the Church Hall!!! (Watch Your Events for the date, time, etc) Please try to support this.

Because of the increased number of boxes we will be needing extra help at the warehouse. So I hope I can rely on your support again. And remember to tell family and friends what a fun time we have and get roped into. In the meantime, have a lovely summer holiday and while you’re lying on that sun-drenched beach, pray for the team here in South Wales, pray that the boxes will come in and pray for the children who will receive the boxes.

And finally, go away and read Matthew 25: 35-41. Think about these children and if, like me, Jesus says to you, “just as you did it to one of the least of these who are members of my family, you did it to me“.